20 Facts About Me

Well, this prompt is certainly an exercise in egotism. Who could possibly care to read 20 facts about me. I don't even want to read it. But, as I promised myself, I will try to follow the prompts faithfully.
20 things about me that you may not know.

1.  Possibly I was the only cheerleader at Isaac Litton High School in all its years of existence who could not do a cartwheel...not even close.
2. When I am nervous, I type out words in my mind....and sometimes my fingers move too.
3. When I open kitchen cabinet doors, I never know what will fall out.
4. I once stuck my hand in a yellow jacket nest pretending I was Jeanette McDonald in a movie.
5. I am allergic to bee stings.
6. I am very prone to motion sickness.
7. My thought processes are like the inside of a pinball machine. I am not much of a linear thinker.
8. I once was stung in the throat (not on my neck) by a yellow jacket. A recurring theme?
9. I am not afraid of spiders.
10. I am afraid of mice and snakes.......and bees.
11. I was supposed to appear on TV with Eddie Arnold, but I fell on my neighbor's steps and pretty much demolished my face, thus losing my big chance at fame.
12. Sometimes I cheat on my FitBit as riotous rocking in a chair in my den will produce the effects of many steps, and sometimes I put it on one of my grandsons.
13. I think My Fitness Pal has some trust issues....well, if it doesn't, it should. I am pretty certain an entire carton of ice cream has more calories than the 47 I need to get to my daily 1200.
14. My vision is 20/200 without my glasses. That's not real good.
15. I am not proud, but I considered killing the grass in my neighbor's hard with salt spelling out the word "ass."  I didn't do it, but I shocked myself when I realized how much I really wanted to.
16. I love flowers, but I have a brown thumb. So much so that my mother gave me an ornamental stone for my garden that says, "I tried, but it died."
17. I sometimes talk to Trigger and Marfa May, the scarecrows in my planter. Her Christmas poncho keeps blowing up over her head, and she needs to know that is immodest!
18. I once had a pink piano in my 80 square foot bedroom and I was convinced that all my stuffed animals who sat on it came alive at night. I talked to them too.
19. Sometimes I think inanimate objects have feelings.
20. I think, after reading items 1-19, I need to make an immediate appointment with a psychiatrist.

Day two, 20 things about me - check.